Our Berkgamp who art in Ajax,
hallowed be thy name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on Emirates as it was on Highbury
Give us today our weekly win,
and forgive us our shoots off target as we forgive those who shoot on us.
And lead us not into Manchester but deliver us from Fergusson.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory of Invincibles,
forever and ever. Amen
(In the name of Rocastle, Henry and the Holy Bergkamp, amen.)